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The Last Thing You’ll Ever Eat
Turducken? Turducken is nothing. Behold Cthulken. Or Craturktopus. Perhaps Turkrakon. Whatever you call this dark combination of turkey, crab legs, bacon and Elder God, it is the one true Last Supper....
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The perils of goaltending #RIP pic.twitter.com/MhMQmtzj5D — Connor Knapp (@knapper311) December 29, 2013 Read more…
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The most comprehensive zombie classification chart we’ve ever seen
While most attempts to classify the different types of zombies limit their analysis to fast vs. slow, alive vs. dead, Jason Thompson’s massive zombie taxonomy map goes far beyond that, cataloguing...
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Skyline Figures You'd Like Blue Noodles Under Your Diarrhea Sludge
Would you get a load of that horror. I mean lean on in here and get a nice big load of it. That is a pair of tubs of pasta, dyed red and blue by Louisville’s Skyline Chili locations as a… what?...
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So You Want Cream Cheese And Fish Eggs In Your Pizza Crust, You Say
Looks like you’ll have to travel to get it (and also it looks like you might be a lunatic): Pizza Hut locations in Hong Kong are now selling the uncreatively named Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza....
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How To Cook And Eat Whole Shrimp (Yes, Even Their Heads)
Generally speaking, we like shrimp. Your local supermarket testifies to this: Multiple sizes of shrimp of various provenance on display at the seafood counter; shrimp prepared and flash-frozen in wild...
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Bartender Unwittingly Serves "Flaming Lithuanian"
Keep an eye on the balding fellow, leftmost among the guys in white shirts at the start of the video. Look at that poor bastard. Dude’s tired and depressed from a long day of middle-managing a...
View ArticleTaste Test: Milk And Honey Original Café Mix, The Alleged Best Cereal
Back in February, our Tim Marchman posted a list that purported to rank breakfast cereals in order of deliciousness . His selection of something called "Milk and Honey Original Café Mix" for the top...
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Restaurant Removes Bacon Sign, Destroys Civilization
This is it, folks. This just might be it. Your love of bacon will bring you to ruin, our ancestors said, but did we listen? Did we heed? No we did not. And now: Here we are, careening bacon-scented...
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Who Wants To Wear This Uglier-Than-Hell Cincinnati Chili T-Shirt?
Better on your torso than inside it, I guess. Read more…
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WALL STREET: Olive Garden Makes Bad Food Badly
A fight for control over Olive Garden’s parent company, Darden Restaurants, has shed light on some of the Italianish restaurant chain’s less-than-ideal kitchen practices. For example: Olive Garden...
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California’s Endless Drought Cruelly Menaces Innocent Sushi Prices
Well, you finally did it, humans. You finally fucked up the ecosystem enough to imperil something that matters. No, not the millions of innocent human beings whose access to potable water is...
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Hey Look, It’s The Sad Cocktail Grenades You Always Wanted
Evidently these have been around for a while, but they’re new to me. BuzzBallz: Regret In a Can. BuzzBallz: Liquid Cold-Sore. BuzzBallz: Convex Around the Sides, Like Your Abdomen When Fluid...
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This Church Song-And-Dance Is The Most Excruciating Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Oh God. Ohhhhh God. I hurt all over. I hurt all over and I want to die. Read more…
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Wendy’s Pulled Pork Cheese Fries Are The Saddest Meal
This is not really a review of the Wendy’s Pulled Pork Cheese Fries; in order for it to function as a review, I would have to go to a Wendy’s location and say, aloud, to a Wendy’s employee, “I will...
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Redditor Asks How Much Pumpkin To Put In His Cincinnati Chi–[Gunshot]
Behold, the worst of all the things: a Redditor putting pumpkin in his diarrhea sludge! Read more…
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Watch These Non-Ohioans Try To Eat Gross-Ass Cincinnati Chili
Here’s twelve non-Ohioans (West-Coasters, specifically) trying to choke down some signature Ohio foods. There’s a pretty broad selection of foods, here—Glier’s goetta and so forth—but the centerpiece...
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